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Name: Seth
Age: 25-ish
Orientation: Chaotic Neutral

Seth is a normal human stoner. His weed, however, is so legendarily powerful that, when inhaled, it grants defenses against monsters. He is enormously resourceful and can use practically anything to grow his amazing weed. However, what he puts into it sometimes changes its effects.

Strength:      10 (+0)

Constitution: 16 (+3)

Dexterity:     11 (+0)

Intelligence:  12 (+1)

Wisdom:       13 (+1)

Charisma:     14 (+2)

25 HP

Complete backstory:

Seth Ramiel Curry, born May 16th 1990, is a straight white male. Born in Washington D.C. to an upper-middle-class family, his mother is a lawyer and his father is a lobbyist for an environmentalist group. He did pretty well in school, but not outstandingly so- just enough to pick up an award or two.

However, his life changed on 4/20 of his eighth-grade year when he first smoked weed, given to a friend of his at a party. Prior to that point, he'd been kinda shy, but he then became a party animal, secretly manipulating his friends for access to weed. He started to read up online about how to grow it himself. He invested in some early solar-powered lamps, and water, to grow this amazing plant. In Seth's eyes, it was not an apple that the serpent gave to Eve in the Garden. It was the very first joint ever passed between two beings.

His first attempts at the weed weren't very successful, because he didn't have enough access to electricity and they kept dying for various reasons, but then his grandfather passed away. Seth, in a moment of supreme sin, took some of his granddad's ashes and mixed them in with the plants. These dread necrotic energies produced enormously resilient plants, and from then on, his plants became enormously successful at parties. He bribed his way through law school using this amazing weed. He was making a LOT of bank, and then a chance encounter with [CHARACTER] caused him to be whisked away to [RP SETTING], where he discovered that the smoke given off by his weed wards off [MONSTER IN SETTING].

Personality

Seth is the biggest fucking stoner alive. He deals and consumes unbelievable amounts of amazing weed. Trying to get him to not be involved in it is like asking a fish not to be involved in water. He will claim a religious exemption to have weed in his living quarters, and more often than not, he's done exactly that. While high, Seth cannot be fazed by any conceivable thing. His weed is that good.

Weaknesses:

When not high, Seth is actually pretty fragile. Seriously, just stab the motherfucker, like, once. He doesn'twork out, and also he has a limp. He claims he has glaucoma, but, well...

When he's high, though, he gains strong defenses against monsters, but he still has the limp and is weak.

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(I made this character to destroy mary sues, and I think you're going to enjoy him if you give him a chance)