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On the Road to Alpha Centari I stopped for a pint at the brew'ry Much to my dismay I was forced to stay Among men and all their tom-fool'ry Now you must understand, It's uncommon for a Q of my brand, To consort with mortals like these, But I wanted some fun, So I let their mouths run, About their tawdry abilities. "I need but one eye," Said a man most sly, "To spot a crow a mile away! And a single palm will do, When snapping in two, A man who stands in my way." "For you see," he blathered on "I am perfect and strong And more powerful than any of you know I challenge any here To belittle or jeer For its only the truth I w