Combustible Lemons in Klingon

"DIS jonpuqloD qul naH," 'evnagh'och cha'DIch
"Cave Johnson's Combustible Lemons," Portal 2

translated by knightswhodontsayni 
mugh knightswhodontsayni 

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vaj, jIHQubta'.
(All right, I've been thinking.)

nIyInnob naHmeyDI'?
(When life gives you lemons?)

vutQo' naHDargh!
(Don't make lemonade!)

DaraDyIn teq naHmey!
(Make life take the lemons back!)

moj QeH!
(Get mad!)

jIHneHQo' naHlIjjay'!
(I don't want your damn lemons!)

vIlo'chay'?
(What am I supposed to do with these?)

DapoQ legh yInvu'wI'!
(Demand to see life's manager!)

DaraD pay 'oHQubta' 'oHnoblaH DIS jonpuqloD naHmey jajDI'!
(Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons!)

tuSov?
(Do you know who I am?)

jIH meQjuHlIjwI'!
(I'm the man who's going to burn your house down!)

lo' naHmey!
(With the lemons!)

jIHqang raD jonwI'wI' 'ogh qul naH meQ juHlIj!
(I'm going to make my engineers invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!)